Truck Driver Job, Anyone ?

Truck Driver Job, Anyone ?

Postby dspatch911 » Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:17 pm

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I called my friend Troy to see if he could hook me up with a job as a truck driver.
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A government that is big enough to supply everything you need, is big enough to take everything you have ~ Thomas Jefferson
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