Cashing a Check!

Cashing a Check!

Postby dspatch911 » Mon Oct 08, 2012 7:07 pm

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to
cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says,
"Good morning Ma 'am, could you please cash this
check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show
me your ID?"

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I
didn 't think there was any need to. I am President Barack
Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the
regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors
and forgers and requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation,
etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they
will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank
rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier:"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we
can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made
a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his
tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball
landed in my cup.With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr.
President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you,
as the President of the United States ?"

Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says,
"Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to
my mind. I can 't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea
what to do." :roll:

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A government that is big enough to supply everything you need, is big enough to take everything you have ~ Thomas Jefferson
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